why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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