My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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