Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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