so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How does it feel to date your dad?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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