She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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