margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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