If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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