everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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