i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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