The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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