Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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