New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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