i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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