Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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