it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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