We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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