I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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