That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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