A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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