Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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