Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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