mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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