Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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