You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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