I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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