We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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