I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Randomize
