No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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