she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
only you would photoshop your dick
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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