So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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