Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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