Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize