you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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