Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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