He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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