please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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