hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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