I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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