Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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