she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
this will be a night to untag.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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