First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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