If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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