What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Barsexuality is the new black.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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