Moan for me like Helen Keller
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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