Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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