That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I feel great
I just peed on a car
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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