...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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