If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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