we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
