God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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