he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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