The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Found your dick twin last night
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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