He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
how drunk are you?
Several
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