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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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